“Please… S.T.F.U.” Tee – Politeness with a plot twist.

😎 "Please... S.T.F.U." Unisex T-Shirt

Polite on the outside. Savage on the flip side. This shirt is for those who believe in manners—with a twist. Featuring “Please” on the front and “S.T.F.U.” (yes, Shut The Freakin’ Up) on the back, it’s the perfect blend of passive-aggressive charm and unapologetic sass.

Whether you're dodging small talk, surviving group chats, or just vibing in silence, this tee speaks volumes—so you don’t have to. Soft, breathable, and ethically sourced, it’s ideal for anyone who wants to look chill while throwing shade.

👕 Why You’ll Love It:

• Lightweight, ultra-soft fabric that feels like a hug (but without the conversation).
• Seamless sides for a sleek fit and zero awkward bunching.
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp, even when your patience doesn’t.
• Shoulder tape keeps it together—unlike your last Zoom call.
• 100% ring-spun cotton, because your sarcasm deserves quality.

🎁 Great For:

• Gifting to your favorite introvert
• Wearing to brunch with people who talk too much
• Making a statement at parties without saying a word

🧼 Care Tips:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors (like your cold, cold heart)
• Tumble dry low—because you’re chill like that
• No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama